The power of Rye bread. ?

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The power of Rye bread. ?

Post by Lenny on Sun 20 Jan 2013, 7:08 pm

The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 84 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home the 84 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.

He said "Do you have any Rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves."

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard"

He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this **** but me."

Lenny. Wink


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Re: The power of Rye bread. ?

Post by karma on Sat 26 Jan 2013, 6:19 am

LOL @ Lenny Dance


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