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Re: Never Ending Story

Post by karma on Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:05 pm

HAVE THE ROOOOOOOOLES CHANGED???

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how does it work lets tell a story that never ends add a maximum of five words to the story.copy and paste is the easiest way to add your bit .so here we go



Once upon a time there

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Re: Never Ending Story

Post by Thistle on Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:37 pm

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid
was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony
with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused
shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local
band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as
Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his
mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like
Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a
rabbit!
and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting
at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one
legged, google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one
disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and
called in experts from all corners of his Realm, even those who knew
nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in
peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging
from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and
yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were
firmly attached to the leg that never was!

Stupid decided he
would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who
fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast
iron.

"Where will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and
the peasants are turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiff cast
iron leg painted purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic
lap-dancing pole but the girls all get very excited from looking at my
long veined custard chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this
being a leg short of a matched pair of loafers engineered from...a pigs ear that had been dyed green and orange.the jumper he was wearing

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Re: Never Ending Story

Post by karma on Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:18 am

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid
was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony
with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused
shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local
band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as
Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his
mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like
Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a
rabbit!
and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting
at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one
legged, google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one
disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and
called in experts from all corners of his Realm, even those who knew
nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in
peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging
from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and
yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were
firmly attached to the leg that never was!

Stupid decided he
would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who
fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast
iron.

"Where will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and
the peasants are turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiff cast
iron leg painted purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic
lap-dancing pole but the girls all get very excited from looking at my
long veined custard chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this
being a leg short of a matched pair of loafers engineered from...a pigs ear that had been dyed green and orange, the jumper he was wearing was a becoming shade of

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Re: Never Ending Story

Post by Thistle on Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:26 am

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid
was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony
with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused
shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local
band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as
Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his
mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like
Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a
rabbit!
and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting
at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one
legged, google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one
disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and
called in experts from all corners of his Realm, even those who knew
nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in
peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging
from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and
yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were
firmly attached to the leg that never was!

Stupid decided he
would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who
fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast
iron.

"Where will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and
the peasants are turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiff cast
iron leg painted purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic
lap-dancing pole but the girls all get very excited from looking at my
long veined custard chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this
being a leg short of a matched pair of loafers engineered from...a pigs ear that had been dyed green and orange, the jumper he was wearing was a becoming shade of pink that looked like it

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Re: Never Ending Story

Post by karma on Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:52 am

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid
was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony
with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused
shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local
band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as
Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his
mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like
Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a
rabbit!
and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting
at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one
legged, google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one
disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and
called in experts from all corners of his Realm, even those who knew
nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in
peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging
from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and
yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were
firmly attached to the leg that never was!

Stupid decided he
would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who
fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast
iron.

"Where will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and
the peasants are turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiff cast
iron leg painted purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic
lap-dancing pole but the girls all get very excited from looking at my
long veined custard chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this
being a leg short of a matched pair of loafers engineered from...a pigs ear
that had been dyed green and orange, the jumper he was wearing was a
becoming shade of pink that looked like it might have been at home

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Re: Never Ending Story

Post by Thistle on Sat 27 Jun 2009, 6:27 pm

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid
was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony
with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused
shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local
band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as
Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his
mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like
Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a
rabbit!
and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting
at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one
legged, google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one
disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and
called in experts from all corners of his Realm, even those who knew
nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in
peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging
from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and
yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were
firmly attached to the leg that never was!

Stupid decided he
would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who
fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast
iron.

"Where will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and
the peasants are turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiff cast
iron leg painted purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic
lap-dancing pole but the girls all get very excited from looking at my
long veined custard chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this
being a leg short of a matched pair of loafers engineered from...a pigs ear
that had been dyed green and orange, the jumper he was wearing was a
becoming shade of pink that looked like it might have been at home on the catwalk in queensland
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Re: Never Ending Story

Post by karma on Sat 27 Jun 2009, 8:59 pm

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid
was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony
with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused
shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local
band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as
Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his
mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like
Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a
rabbit!
and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting
at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one
legged, google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one
disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and
called in experts from all corners of his Realm, even those who knew
nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in
peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging
from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and
yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were
firmly attached to the leg that never was!

Stupid decided he
would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who
fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast
iron.

"Where will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and
the peasants are turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiff cast
iron leg painted purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic
lap-dancing pole but the girls all get very excited from looking at my
long veined custard chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this
being a leg short of a matched pair of loafers engineered from...a pigs ear
that had been dyed green and orange, the jumper he was wearing was a
becoming shade of pink that looked like it might have been at home on the
catwalk in Queensland, which is called Queensland because
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Re: Never Ending Story

Post by Anomiso on Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:33 pm

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid
was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony
with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused
shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local
band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as
Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his
mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like
Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a
rabbit!
and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting
at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one
legged, google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one
disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and
called in experts from all corners of his Realm, even those who knew
nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in
peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging
from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and
yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were
firmly attached to the leg that never was!

Stupid decided he
would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who
fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast
iron.

"Where will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and
the peasants are turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiff cast
iron leg painted purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic
lap-dancing pole but the girls all get very excited from looking at my
long veined custard chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this
being a leg short of a matched pair of loafers engineered from...a pigs ear
that had been dyed green and orange, the jumper he was wearing was a
becoming shade of pink that looked like it might have been at home on the
catwalk in Queensland, which is called Queensland because Queens abound in that land
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Re: Never Ending Story

Post by karma on Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:06 pm

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid
was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony
with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused
shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local
band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as
Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his
mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like
Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a
rabbit!
and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting
at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one
legged, google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one
disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and
called in experts from all corners of his Realm, even those who knew
nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in
peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging
from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and
yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were
firmly attached to the leg that never was!

Stupid decided he
would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who
fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast
iron.

"Where will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and
the peasants are turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiff cast
iron leg painted purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic
lap-dancing pole but the girls all get very excited from looking at my
long veined custard chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this
being a leg short of a matched pair of loafers engineered from...a pigs ear
that had been dyed green and orange, the jumper he was wearing was a
becoming shade of pink that looked like it might have been at home on the
catwalk in Queensland, which is called Queensland because Queens abound
in that land and Stupid realised that he
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Re: Never Ending Story

Post by karma on Sat 04 Jul 2009, 1:30 pm

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Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid
was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony
with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused
shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local
band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as
Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his
mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like
Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a
rabbit!
and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting
at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one
legged, google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one
disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and
called in experts from all corners of his Realm, even those who knew
nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in
peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging
from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and
yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were
firmly attached to the leg that never was!

Stupid decided he
would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who
fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast
iron.

"Where will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and
the peasants are turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiff cast
iron leg painted purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic
lap-dancing pole but the girls all get very excited from looking at my
long veined custard chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this
being a leg short of a matched pair of loafers engineered from...a pigs ear
that had been dyed green and orange, the jumper he was wearing was a
becoming shade of pink that looked like it might have been at home on the catwalk in Queensland, which is called Queensland because Queens abound in that landand Stupid realised that he would not be finding his Princess there
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Post by Thistle on Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:09 pm

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid
was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony
with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused
shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local
band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as
Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his
mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like
Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a
rabbit!
and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting
at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one
legged, google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one
disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and
called in experts from all corners of his Realm, even those who knew
nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in
peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging
from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and
yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were
firmly attached to the leg that never was!

Stupid decided he
would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who
fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast
iron.

"Where will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and
the peasants are turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiff cast
iron leg painted purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic
lap-dancing pole but the girls all get very excited from looking at my
long veined custard chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this
being a leg short of a matched pair of loafers engineered from...a pigs ear
that had been dyed green and orange, the jumper he was wearing was a
becoming shade of pink that looked like it might have been at home on the catwalk in Queensland, which is called Queensland because Queens abound in that landand Stupid realised that he would not be finding his Princess there.he may find a prince
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Post by karma on Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:30 pm

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid
was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony
with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused
shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local
band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as
Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his
mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like
Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a
rabbit!
and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting
at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one
legged, google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one
disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and
called in experts from all corners of his Realm, even those who knew
nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in
peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging
from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and
yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were
firmly attached to the leg that never was!

Stupid decided he
would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who
fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast
iron.

"Where will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and
the peasants are turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiff cast
iron leg painted purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic
lap-dancing pole but the girls all get very excited from looking at my
long veined custard chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this
being a leg short of a matched pair of loafers engineered from...a pigs ear
that had been dyed green and orange, the jumper he was wearing was a
becoming shade of pink that looked like it might have been at home on the catwalk in Queensland, which is called Queensland because Queens abound in that landand Stupid realised that he would not be finding his Princess there he may find a prince but the competition would be
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Post by Thistle on Sat 11 Jul 2009, 8:54 am

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid
was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony
with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused
shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local
band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as
Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his
mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like
Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a
rabbit!
and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting
at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one
legged, google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one
disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and
called in experts from all corners of his Realm, even those who knew
nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in
peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging
from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and
yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were
firmly attached to the leg that never was!

Stupid decided he
would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who
fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast
iron.

"Where will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and
the peasants are turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiff cast
iron leg painted purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic
lap-dancing pole but the girls all get very excited from looking at my
long veined custard chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this
being a leg short of a matched pair of loafers engineered from...a pigs ear
that had been dyed green and orange, the jumper he was wearing was a
becoming shade of pink that looked like it might have been at home on the catwalk in Queensland, which is called Queensland because Queens abound in that landand Stupid realised that he would not be finding his Princess there he may find a prince but the competition would be fierce as there are lots
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Re: Never Ending Story

Post by Anomiso on Sat 11 Jul 2009, 11:32 am

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid
was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony
with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused
shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local
band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as
Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his
mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like
Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a
rabbit!
and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting
at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one
legged, google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one
disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and
called in experts from all corners of his Realm, even those who knew
nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in
peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging
from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and
yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were
firmly attached to the leg that never was!

Stupid decided he
would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who
fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast
iron.

"Where will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and
the peasants are turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiff cast
iron leg painted purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic
lap-dancing pole but the girls all get very excited from looking at my
long veined custard chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this
being a leg short of a matched pair of loafers engineered from...a pigs ear
that had been dyed green and orange, the jumper he was wearing was a
becoming
shade of pink that looked like it might have been at home on the
catwalk in Queensland, which is called Queensland because Queens abound
in that landand Stupid realised that he would not be finding his
Princess there he may find a prince but the competition would be fierce as there are lots of would be Royal looking
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Post by Dell on Sat 11 Jul 2009, 5:49 pm

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony with. One day he decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.



With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a rabbit! and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one legged, google eyed man with big flappy, hairy & scaly ears was one disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and called in experts from all corners of his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and bejeweled electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to the leg that never was!



Stupid decided he would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast iron.

"Where will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and the peasants are turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiff cast iron leg painted purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic lap-dancing pole but the girls all get very excited from looking at my long veined custard chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this being a leg short of a matched pair of loafers engineered from...a pigs ear that had been dyed green and orange, the jumper he was wearing was a becoming shade of pink that looked like it might have been at home on the catwalk in Queensland, which is called Queensland because Queens abound in that land and Stupid realised that he would not be finding his Princess there he may find a prince but the competition would be fierce as there are lots of would be Royal looking frogs with jersey sounding names...





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Post by karma on Sat 11 Jul 2009, 8:50 pm

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony with. One day he decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.



With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a rabbit! and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one legged, google eyed man with big flappy, hairy & scaly ears was one disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and called in experts from all corners of his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and bejeweled electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to the leg that never was!



Stupid decided he would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast iron.

"Where will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and the peasants are turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiff cast iron leg painted purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic lap-dancing pole but the girls all get very excited from looking at my long veined custard chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this being a leg short of a matched pair of loafers engineered from...a pigs ear that had been dyed green and orange, the jumper he was wearing was a becoming shade of pink that looked like it might have been at home on the catwalk in Queensland, which is called Queensland because Queens abound in that land and Stupid realised that he would not be finding his Princess there he may find a prince but the competition would be fierce as there are lots of would be Royal looking frogs with jersey sounding names...but which were Royal potato
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Post by Dell on Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:00 am

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony with. One day he decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.



With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a rabbit! and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one legged, google eyed man with big flappy, hairy & scaly ears was one disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and called in experts from all corners of his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and bejeweled electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to the leg that never was!



Stupid decided he would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast iron.

"Where will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and the peasants are turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiff cast iron leg painted purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic lap-dancing pole but the girls all get very excited from looking at my long veined custard chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this being a leg short of a matched pair of loafers engineered from...a pigs ear that had been dyed green and orange, the jumper he was wearing was a becoming shade of pink that looked like it might have been at home on the catwalk in Queensland, which is called Queensland because Queens abound in that land and Stupid realised that he would not be finding his Princess there he may find a prince but the competition would be fierce as there are lots of would be Royal looking frogs with jersey sounding names...but which were Royal potato eating people from a different



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Post by karma on Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:05 am

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony with. One day he decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a rabbit! and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one legged, google eyed man with big flappy, hairy & scaly ears was one disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and called in experts from all corners of his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and bejeweled electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to the leg that never was!

Stupid decided he would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast iron.

"Where will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and the peasants are turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiff cast iron leg painted purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic lap-dancing pole but the girls all get very excited from looking at my long veined custard chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this being a leg short of a matched pair of loafers engineered from...a pigs ear that had been dyed green and orange, the jumper he was wearing was a becoming shade of pink that looked like it might have been at home on the catwalk in Queensland, which is called Queensland because Queens abound in that land and Stupid realised that he would not be finding his Princess there he may find a prince but the competition would be fierce as there are lots of would be Royal looking frogs with jersey sounding names...but which were Royal potato eating people from a different planet disguised as homo sapiens.
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Post by Dell on Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:55 pm

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony with. One day he decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a rabbit! and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one legged, google eyed man with big flappy, hairy & scaly ears was one disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and called in experts from all corners of his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and bejeweled electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to the leg that never was!

Stupid decided he would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast iron.

"Where will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and the peasants are turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiff cast iron leg painted purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic lap-dancing pole but the girls all get very excited from looking at my long veined custard chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this being a leg short of a matched pair of loafers engineered from...a pigs ear that had been dyed green and orange, the jumper he was wearing was a becoming shade of pink that looked like it might have been at home on the catwalk in Queensland, which is called Queensland because Queens abound in that land and Stupid realised that he would not be finding his Princess there he may find a prince but the competition would be fierce as there are lots of would be Royal looking frogs with jersey sounding names...but which were Royal potato eating people from a differentplanet disguised as homo sapiens.

Stupid realised that he really



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Post by karma on Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:29 am

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony with. One day he decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a rabbit! and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one legged, google eyed man with big flappy, hairy & scaly ears was one disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and called in experts from all corners of his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and bejeweled electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to the leg that never was!

Stupid decided he would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast iron.

"Where will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and the peasants are turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiff cast iron leg painted purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic lap-dancing pole but the girls all get very excited from looking at my long veined custard chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this being a leg short of a matched pair of loafers engineered from...a pigs ear that had been dyed green and orange, the jumper he was wearing was a becoming shade of pink that looked like it might have been at home on the catwalk in Queensland, which is called Queensland because Queens abound in that land and Stupid realised that he would not be finding his Princess there he may find a prince but the competition would be fierce as there are lots of would be Royal looking frogs with jersey sounding names...but which were Royal potato eating people from a differentplanet disguised as homo sapiens.

Stupid realised that he really would have to consider changing
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[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] by [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] Today at 10:29 amOnce upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid
was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony
with. One day he decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused
shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local
band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as
Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his
mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like
Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.


With
a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a rabbit!
and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting
at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one
legged, google eyed man with big flappy, hairy & scaly ears was one
disadvantage too far.


The
king was immediately informed and called in experts from all corners of
his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour circulating
about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and crotchless
undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of their frilly,
lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and bejeweled
electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to the leg that
never was!


Stupid
decided he would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with
a man who fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out
of cast iron.


"Where
will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and the peasants are
turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiff cast iron leg painted
purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic lap-dancing pole but the
girls all get very excited from looking at my long veined custard
chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this being a leg short of
a matched pair of loafers engineered from...a pigs ear that had been
dyed green and orange, the jumper he was wearing was a becoming shade
of pink that looked like it might have been at home on the catwalk in
Queensland, which is called Queensland because Queens abound in that
land and Stupid realised that he would not be finding his Princess
there he may find a prince but the competition would be fierce as there
are
lots of would be Royal looking frogs with jersey sounding names...but which were Royal potato eating people from a differentplanet disguised as homo sapiens.

Stupid realised that he really would have to consider changing both his habits and inclinations
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Post by Dell on Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:07 pm

Stupid
was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony
with. One day he decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused
shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local
band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as
Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his
mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like
Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With
a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a rabbit!
and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting
at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one
legged, google eyed man with big flappy, hairy & scaly ears was one
disadvantage too far.


The
king was immediately informed and called in experts from all corners of
his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour circulating
about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and crotchless
undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of their frilly,
lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and bejeweled
electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to the leg that
never was!


Stupid
decided he would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with
a man who fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out
of cast iron.


"Where
will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and the peasants are
turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiff cast iron leg painted
purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic lap-dancing pole but the
girls all get very excited from looking at my long veined custard
chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this being a leg short of
a matched pair of loafers engineered from...a pigs ear that had been
dyed green and orange, the jumper he was wearing was a becoming shade
of pink that looked like it might have been at home on the catwalk in
Queensland, which is called Queensland because Queens abound in that
land and Stupid realised that he would not be finding his Princess
there he may find a prince but the competition would be fierce as there
are
lots of would be Royal looking frogs with jersey sounding names...but which were Royal potato eating people from a differentplanet disguised as homo sapiens.

Stupid realised that he reallywould have to consider changing both his habits and inclinations, together with his sexual leanings




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Post by karma on Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:21 pm

Stupid
was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony
with. One day he decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused
shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local
band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as
Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his
mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like
Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With
a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a rabbit!
and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting
at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one
legged, google eyed man with big flappy, hairy & scaly ears was one
disadvantage too far.


The
king was immediately informed and called in experts from all corners of
his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour circulating
about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and crotchless
undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of their frilly,
lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and bejeweled
electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to the leg that
never was!


Stupid
decided he would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with
a man who fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out
of cast iron.


"Where
will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and the peasants are
turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiff cast iron leg painted
purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic lap-dancing pole but the
girls all get very excited from looking at my long veined custard
chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this being a leg short of
a matched pair of loafers engineered from...a pigs ear that had been
dyed green and orange, the jumper he was wearing was a becoming shade
of pink that looked like it might have been at home on the catwalk in
Queensland, which is called Queensland because Queens abound in that
land and Stupid realised that he would not be finding his Princess
there he may find a prince but the competition would be fierce as there
are
lots of would be Royal looking frogs with jersey sounding names...but which were Royal potato eating people from a differentplanet disguised as homo sapiens.

Stupid realised that he really would have to consider changing both his habits and inclinations, together with his sexual leanings - in fact a monestary somewhere
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Post by Dell on Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:25 pm

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid
was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony
with. One day he decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused
shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local
band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as
Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his
mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like
Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With
a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a rabbit!
and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting
at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one
legged, google eyed man with big flappy, hairy & scaly ears was one
disadvantage too far.


The
king was immediately informed and called in experts from all corners of
his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour circulating
about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and crotchless
undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of their frilly,
lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and bejeweled
electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to the leg that
never was!


Stupid
decided he would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with
a man who fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out
of cast iron.


"Where
will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and the peasants are
turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiff cast iron leg painted
purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic lap-dancing pole but the
girls all get very excited from looking at my long veined custard
chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this being a leg short of
a matched pair of loafers engineered from...a pigs ear that had been
dyed green and orange, the jumper he was wearing was a becoming shade
of pink that looked like it might have been at home on the catwalk in
Queensland, which is called Queensland because Queens abound in that
land and Stupid realised that he would not be finding his Princess
there he may find a prince but the competition would be fierce as there
are
lots of would be Royal looking frogs with jersey sounding names...but which were Royal potato eating people from a differentplanet disguised as homo sapiens.

Stupid realised that he really would have to consider changing both his habits and inclinations, together with his sexual leanings- in fact a monestary somewhere, as long as it was



.


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Post by karma on Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:27 pm

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid
was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony
with. One day he decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused
shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local
band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as
Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his
mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like
Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With
a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a rabbit!
and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting
at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one
legged, google eyed man with big flappy, hairy & scaly ears was one
disadvantage too far.


The
king was immediately informed and called in experts from all corners of
his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour circulating
about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and crotchless
undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of their frilly,
lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and bejeweled
electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to the leg that
never was!


Stupid
decided he would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with
a man who fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out
of cast iron.


"Where
will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and the peasants are
turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiff cast iron leg painted
purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic lap-dancing pole but the
girls all get very excited from looking at my long veined custard
chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this being a leg short of
a matched pair of loafers engineered from...a pigs ear that had been
dyed green and orange, the jumper he was wearing was a becoming shade
of pink that looked like it might have been at home on the catwalk in
Queensland, which is called Queensland because Queens abound in that
land and Stupid realised that he would not be finding his Princess
there he may find a prince but the competition would be fierce as there
are
lots of would be Royal looking frogs with jersey sounding names...but which were Royal potato eating people from a differentplanet disguised as homo sapiens.

Stupid realised that he really would have to consider changing both his habits and inclinations, together with his sexual leanings- in fact a monestary somewhere, as long as it was run by friendly brothers, who
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Post by Dell on Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:31 pm

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid
was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony
with. One day he decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused
shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local
band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as
Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his
mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like
Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With
a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a rabbit!
and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting
at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one
legged, google eyed man with big flappy, hairy & scaly ears was one
disadvantage too far.


The
king was immediately informed and called in experts from all corners of
his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour circulating
about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and crotchless
undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of their frilly,
lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and bejeweled
electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to the leg that
never was!


Stupid
decided he would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with
a man who fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out
of cast iron.


"Where
will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and the peasants are
turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiff cast iron leg painted
purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic lap-dancing pole but the
girls all get very excited from looking at my long veined custard
chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this being a leg short of
a matched pair of loafers engineered from...a pigs ear that had been
dyed green and orange, the jumper he was wearing was a becoming shade
of pink that looked like it might have been at home on the catwalk in
Queensland, which is called Queensland because Queens abound in that
land and Stupid realised that he would not be finding his Princess
there he may find a prince but the competition would be fierce as there
are
lots of would be Royal looking frogs with jersey sounding names...but which were Royal potato eating people from a differentplanet disguised as homo sapiens.

Stupid realised that he really would have to consider changing both his habits and inclinations, together with his sexual leanings- in fact a monestary somewhere, as long as it was run by friendly brothers, who had very sexy sisters living




.


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Re: Never Ending Story

Post by karma on Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:33 pm

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid
was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony
with. One day he decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused
shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local
band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as
Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his
mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like
Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With
a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a rabbit!
and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting
at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one
legged, google eyed man with big flappy, hairy & scaly ears was one
disadvantage too far.


The
king was immediately informed and called in experts from all corners of
his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour circulating
about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and crotchless
undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of their frilly,
lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and bejeweled
electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to the leg that
never was!


Stupid
decided he would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with
a man who fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out
of cast iron.


"Where
will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and the peasants are
turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiff cast iron leg painted
purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic lap-dancing pole but the
girls all get very excited from looking at my long veined custard
chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this being a leg short of
a matched pair of loafers engineered from...a pigs ear that had been
dyed green and orange, the jumper he was wearing was a becoming shade
of pink that looked like it might have been at home on the catwalk in
Queensland, which is called Queensland because Queens abound in that
land and Stupid realised that he would not be finding his Princess
there he may find a prince but the competition would be fierce as there
are
lots of would be Royal looking frogs with jersey sounding names...but which were Royal potato eating people from a differentplanet disguised as homo sapiens.

Stupid realised that he really would have to consider changing both his habits and inclinations, together with his sexual leanings- in fact a monestary somewhere, as long as it was run by friendly brothers, who had very sexy sisters living in the vicinity who liked
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Re: Never Ending Story

Post by Dell on Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:35 pm

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid
was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony
with. One day he decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused
shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local
band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as
Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his
mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like
Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With
a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a rabbit!
and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting
at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one
legged, google eyed man with big flappy, hairy & scaly ears was one
disadvantage too far.


The
king was immediately informed and called in experts from all corners of
his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour circulating
about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and crotchless
undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of their frilly,
lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and bejeweled
electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to the leg that
never was!


Stupid
decided he would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with
a man who fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out
of cast iron.


"Where
will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and the peasants are
turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiff cast iron leg painted
purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic lap-dancing pole but the
girls all get very excited from looking at my long veined custard
chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this being a leg short of
a matched pair of loafers engineered from...a pigs ear that had been
dyed green and orange, the jumper he was wearing was a becoming shade
of pink that looked like it might have been at home on the catwalk in
Queensland, which is called Queensland because Queens abound in that
land and Stupid realised that he would not be finding his Princess
there he may find a prince but the competition would be fierce as there
are
lots of would be Royal looking frogs with jersey sounding names...but which were Royal potato eating people from a differentplanet disguised as homo sapiens.

Stupid realised that he really would have to consider changing both his habits and inclinations, together with his sexual leanings- in fact a monestary somewhere, as long as it was run by friendly brothers, who had very sexy sisters living in the vicinity who liked to stay over and play




.



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Re: Never Ending Story

Post by karma on Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:37 pm

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid
was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony
with. One day he decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused
shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local
band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as
Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his
mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like
Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With
a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a rabbit!
and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting
at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one
legged, google eyed man with big flappy, hairy & scaly ears was one
disadvantage too far.


The
king was immediately informed and called in experts from all corners of
his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour circulating
about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and crotchless
undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of their frilly,
lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and bejeweled
electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to the leg that
never was!


Stupid
decided he would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with
a man who fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out
of cast iron.


"Where
will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and the peasants are
turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiff cast iron leg painted
purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic lap-dancing pole but the
girls all get very excited from looking at my long veined custard
chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this being a leg short of
a matched pair of loafers engineered from...a pigs ear that had been
dyed green and orange, the jumper he was wearing was a becoming shade
of pink that looked like it might have been at home on the catwalk in
Queensland, which is called Queensland because Queens abound in that
land and Stupid realised that he would not be finding his Princess
there he may find a prince but the competition would be fierce as there
are
lots of would be Royal looking frogs with jersey sounding names...but which were Royal potato eating people from a differentplanet disguised as homo sapiens.

Stupid realised that he really would have to consider changing both his habits and inclinations, together with his sexual leanings- in fact a monestary somewhere, as long as it was run by friendly brothers, who had very sexy sisters living in the vicinity who liked to stay over and play once in a while every
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