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Re: Never Ending Story

Post by Thistle on Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:10 pm

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the
commoners. Stupid was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty. With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a rabbit! and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one legged,
google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and called in experts from
all corners of his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to

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Re: Never Ending Story

Post by karma on Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:12 pm

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the
commoners. Stupid was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty. With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a rabbit! and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one legged,
google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and called in experts from
all corners of his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to the leg that never was!

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Re: Never Ending Story

Post by Thistle on Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:13 pm

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the
commoners. Stupid was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty. With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a rabbit! and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one legged,
google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and called in experts from
all corners of his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to the leg that never was!
Stupid decided he would visit

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Re: Never Ending Story

Post by karma on Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:15 pm

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the
commoners. Stupid was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty. With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a rabbit! and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one legged,
google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and called in experts from
all corners of his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to the leg that never was!
Stupid decided he would visit the local witch doctor who

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Re: Never Ending Story

Post by Thistle on Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:16 pm

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the
commoners. Stupid was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty. With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a rabbit! and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one legged,
google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and called in experts from
all corners of his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to the leg that never was!
Stupid decided he would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with

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Re: Never Ending Story

Post by karma on Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:19 pm

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the
commoners. Stupid was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty. With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a rabbit! and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one legged,
google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and called in experts from
all corners of his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to the leg that never was!
Stupid decided he would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who fashioned wooden
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Re: Never Ending Story

Post by Thistle on Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:33 pm

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the
commoners. Stupid was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty. With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a rabbit! and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one legged,
google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and called in experts from
all corners of his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to the leg that never was!
Stupid decided he would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black
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Re: Never Ending Story

Post by karma on Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:51 pm

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the
commoners. Stupid was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty. With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a rabbit! and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one legged,
google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and called in experts from
all corners of his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to the leg that never was!
Stupid decided he would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who fashioned woodenvoodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast
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Re: Never Ending Story

Post by Thistle on Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:28 pm

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the
commoners. Stupid was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty. With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a rabbit! and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one legged,
google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and called in experts from
all corners of his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to the leg that never was!
Stupid decided he would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who fashioned woodenvoodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast iron.Where will i go
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Re: Never Ending Story

Post by karma on Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:24 pm

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the
commoners. Stupid was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty. With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a rabbit! and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one legged,
google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and called in experts from
all corners of his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to the leg that never was!
Stupid decided he would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who fashioned woodenvoodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of castiron. Where will i go cried Stupid my legs don't
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Re: Never Ending Story

Post by Thistle on Tue 23 Jun 2009, 7:25 am

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the
commoners. Stupid was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty. With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a rabbit! and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one legged,
google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and called in experts from
all corners of his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to the leg that never was!
Stupid decided he would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who fashioned woodenvoodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of castiron. Where will i go cried Stupid my legs don't match and the peasants are
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Re: Never Ending Story

Post by Alpy on Tue 23 Jun 2009, 7:28 am

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the
commoners.
Stupid was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on
ceremony with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his
unused shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the
local band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed
as Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his
mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like
Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.
With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a
rabbit! and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was
sitting at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a
one legged,
google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and called in experts from
all
corners of his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour
circulating about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and
crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of
their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and
bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to
the leg that never was!
Stupid decided he would visit the local
witch doctor who had recently met with a man who fashioned woodenvoodoo
dolls and cast black spare legs out of castiron. Where will i go cried
Stupid my legs don't match and the peasants are turned on by my sexy
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Re: Never Ending Story

Post by Thistle on Tue 23 Jun 2009, 7:31 am

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the
commoners.
Stupid was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on
ceremony with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his
unused shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the
local band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed
as Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his
mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like
Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.
With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a
rabbit! and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was
sitting at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a
one legged,
google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and called in experts from
all
corners of his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour
circulating about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and
crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of
their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and
bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to
the leg that never was!
Stupid decided he would visit the local
witch doctor who had recently met with a man who fashioned woodenvoodoo
dolls and cast black spare legs out of castiron. Where will i go cried
Stupid my legs don't match and the peasants are turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiff
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Re: Never Ending Story

Post by Alpy on Tue 23 Jun 2009, 7:36 am

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the
commoners.
Stupid was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on
ceremony with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his
unused shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the
local band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed
as Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his
mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like
Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.
With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a
rabbit! and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was
sitting at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a
one legged,
google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and called in experts from
all
corners of his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour
circulating about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and
crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of
their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and
bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to
the leg that never was!
Stupid decided he would visit the local
witch doctor who had recently met with a man who fashioned wooden voodoo
dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast iron. Where will i go cried
Stupid my legs don't match and the peasants are turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiff cast iron leg painted purple
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Re: Never Ending Story

Post by karma on Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:02 am

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the
commoners.
Stupid was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on
ceremony with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his
unused shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the
local band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed
as Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his
mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like
Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.
With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a
rabbit! and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was
sitting at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a
one legged,
google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and called in experts from
all
corners of his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour
circulating about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and
crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of
their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and
bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to
the leg that never was!
Stupid decided he would visit the local
witch doctor who had recently met with a man who fashioned wooden voodoo
dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast iron. Where will i go cried
Stupid my legs don't match and the peasants are turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiffcast iron leg painted purple which, if I am honest
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Re: Never Ending Story

Post by Dell on Tue 23 Jun 2009, 8:23 pm

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a
rabbit! and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one legged, google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and called in experts from all corners of his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to the leg that never was!

Stupid decided he would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast iron.

"Where will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and the peasants are turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiffcast iron leg painted purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic lap-dancing pole



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Re: Never Ending Story

Post by karma on Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:34 pm

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a
rabbit! and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one legged, google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and called in experts from all corners of his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to the leg that never was!

Stupid decided he would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast iron.

"Where will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and the peasants are turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiffcast iron leg painted purple which, if I am honestmakes a fantastic lap-dancing pole but the girls all get
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Re: Never Ending Story

Post by Thistle on Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:37 pm

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a
rabbit! and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one legged, google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and called in experts from all corners of his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to the leg that never was!

Stupid decided he would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast iron.

"Where will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and the peasants are turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiffcast iron leg painted purple which, if I am honestmakes a fantastic lap-dancing pole but the girls all get very excited from looking at
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Re: Never Ending Story

Post by tanky on Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:22 pm

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a
rabbit! and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one legged, google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and called in experts from all corners of his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to the leg that never was!

Stupid decided he would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast iron.

"Where will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and the peasants are turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiffcast iron leg painted purple which, if I am honestmakes a fantastic lap-dancing pole but the girls all get very excited from looking at my long viened custard chucker

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Post by karma on Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:50 am

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a
rabbit! and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one legged, google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and called in experts from all corners of his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to the leg that never was!

Stupid decided he would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast iron.

"Where will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and the peasants are turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiffcast iron leg painted purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic lap-dancing pole but the girls all get very excited from looking at my long viened custard chucker but I could do nothing
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Post by Anomiso on Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:14 pm

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a
rabbit! and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one legged, google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and called in experts from all corners of his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to the leg that never was!

Stupid decided he would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast iron.

"Where will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and the peasants are turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiffcast iron leg painted purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic lap-dancing pole but the girls all get very excited from looking at my long viened custard chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this
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Post by karma on Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:51 pm

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a
rabbit! and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one legged, google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and called in experts from all corners of his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to the leg that never was!

Stupid decided he would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast iron.

"Where will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and the peasants are turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiffcast iron leg painted purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic lap-dancing pole but the girls all get very excited from looking at my long viened custard chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this
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Post by tanky on Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:53 pm

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a
rabbit! and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one legged, google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and called in experts from all corners of his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to the leg that never was!

Stupid decided he would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast iron.

"Where will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and the peasants are turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiffcast iron leg painted purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic lap-dancing pole but the girls all get very excited from looking at my long viened custard chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this
being a leg short of a matched pair of loafers engineered from...

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Post by karma on Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:11 pm

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a
rabbit! and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one legged, google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and called in experts from all corners of his Realm, even those who knew nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were firmly attached to the leg that never was!

Stupid decided he would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast iron.

"Where will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and the peasants are turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiffcast iron leg painted purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic lap-dancing pole but the girls all get very excited from looking at my long viened custard chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this
being a leg short of a matched pair of loafers engineered from...


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Post by Alpy on Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:33 pm

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid
was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony
with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused
shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local
band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as
Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his
mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like
Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a
rabbit!
and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting
at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one
legged, google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one
disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and
called in experts from all corners of his Realm, even those who knew
nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in
peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging
from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and
yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were
firmly attached to the leg that never was!

Stupid decided he
would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who
fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast
iron.

"Where will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and
the peasants are turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiff cast
iron leg painted purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic
lap-dancing pole but the girls all get very excited from looking at my
long veined custard chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this
being a leg short of a matched pair of loafers engineered from...a pigs ear that had been dyed green and orange
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Re: Never Ending Story

Post by karma on Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:05 pm

HAVE THE ROOOOOOOOLES CHANGED???

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how does it work lets tell a story that never ends add a maximum of five words to the story.copy and paste is the easiest way to add your bit .so here we go



Once upon a time there
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Post by Thistle on Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:37 pm

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid
was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony
with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused
shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local
band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as
Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his
mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like
Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a
rabbit!
and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting
at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one
legged, google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one
disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and
called in experts from all corners of his Realm, even those who knew
nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in
peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging
from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and
yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were
firmly attached to the leg that never was!

Stupid decided he
would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who
fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast
iron.

"Where will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and
the peasants are turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiff cast
iron leg painted purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic
lap-dancing pole but the girls all get very excited from looking at my
long veined custard chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this
being a leg short of a matched pair of loafers engineered from...a pigs ear that had been dyed green and orange.the jumper he was wearing
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Post by karma on Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:18 am

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid
was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony
with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused
shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local
band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as
Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his
mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like
Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a
rabbit!
and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting
at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one
legged, google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one
disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and
called in experts from all corners of his Realm, even those who knew
nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in
peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging
from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and
yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were
firmly attached to the leg that never was!

Stupid decided he
would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who
fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast
iron.

"Where will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and
the peasants are turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiff cast
iron leg painted purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic
lap-dancing pole but the girls all get very excited from looking at my
long veined custard chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this
being a leg short of a matched pair of loafers engineered from...a pigs ear that had been dyed green and orange, the jumper he was wearing was a becoming shade of
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Post by Thistle on Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:26 am

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid
was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony
with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused
shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local
band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as
Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his
mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like
Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a
rabbit!
and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting
at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one
legged, google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one
disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and
called in experts from all corners of his Realm, even those who knew
nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in
peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging
from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and
yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were
firmly attached to the leg that never was!

Stupid decided he
would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who
fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast
iron.

"Where will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and
the peasants are turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiff cast
iron leg painted purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic
lap-dancing pole but the girls all get very excited from looking at my
long veined custard chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this
being a leg short of a matched pair of loafers engineered from...a pigs ear that had been dyed green and orange, the jumper he was wearing was a becoming shade of pink that looked like it
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Post by karma on Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:52 am

Once upon a time there was a young prince called stupid by all the commoners.

Stupid
was handsome and charming, he only had one leg to stand on ceremony
with. One day He decided to stop hopping around and offer his unused
shoe to Alfonso who only had one arm and was the drummer in the local
band called ''missing Link", a bass & Drum rock group dressed as
Queens - a quirk that stupid could not stop laughing at however, his
mirth was short lived when the wicked witch arrived - looking like
Freddie Mercury in His last rock music video, only not quite as pretty.

With a twist of her Runes she predicted that he would turn into a
rabbit!
and to add insult to Him pink fur as well. His yellow crown was sitting
at an impossible angle, making his head lean over, which for a one
legged, google eyed man with bigflappy, hairy & scaley ears was one
disadvantage too far.

The king was immediately informed and
called in experts from all corners of his Realm, even those who knew
nothing about the rumour circulating about his tendencies to dress in
peep hole bras and crotchless undercrackers with fairy lights hanging
from the end of their frilly, lacy edgings interlaced with pink and
yellow bows and bejewelled electric blue nipple clamps which were
firmly attached to the leg that never was!

Stupid decided he
would visit the local witch doctor who had recently met with a man who
fashioned wooden voodoo dolls and cast black spare legs out of cast
iron.

"Where will i go", cried Stupid, my legs don't match and
the peasants are turned on by my sexy perfume and my long stiff cast
iron leg painted purple which, if I am honest makes a fantastic
lap-dancing pole but the girls all get very excited from looking at my
long veined custard chucker but I could do nothing to help to fix this
being a leg short of a matched pair of loafers engineered from...a pigs ear
that had been dyed green and orange, the jumper he was wearing was a
becoming shade of pink that looked like it might have been at home
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