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Post by ploughman on Fri 08 May 2009, 6:42 pm

The world has been revolutionised by social networking over the last few years- Bebo, MSN & Twitter to
name a few. It has brought the world closer than ever before.

……but of course, let’s not forget the Middle East!

MyGaza and Facehide

-Abdul is – planning a revenge attack on his neighbour

-Mohammed has joined the group – I only get hungry during Ramandan!

-Azeem has joined the group Al-Qaida

-If 1000 Muslims join this group, Aashif will eat a pork sandwich!

-Allah has joined the group – Who gets my technicolour dream coat when I suicide bomb the starbucks!

-Nasheem has sent Baklava a non alcoholic drink.

and so on.

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- Saddam Hussein has left the group You will never catch me, infidels!

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- Prophet Muhammed's profile picture upload file: myfacecensored.jpg
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- Prophet Muhammed has joined the group: Childrens Tea Parties

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- Prophet Muhammed has been forces into the group: Sex offenders register
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- Prophet Muhammed is a fan of Achmed the Dead Terrorist
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- Aisha has joined the group: Sodomised by an Old Man and Loving It
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- Ahmed has joined the group: Petition to ban christian celebrations in Britain
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- Abu Hamza is currently hooked on porn
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- Mohammed Al Zakawi just raped and poured acid on his daughter for playing with make up
- Nasheeb likes this
- Sheikh Razi likes this
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-Aashir: loves his new brown turban
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Saddam Hussein has changed his status to 'offline'

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Usain has poked you. His hands shall be chopped off as punishment.

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Farid played Bomb the Infidels and won 53 virgins.

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saleem has joined the group 'Liverpool John Moores University'

Saleem is wonderin why wasnt Nasheeb in chemisty class today?
-Azeem has joined the group Al-Qaida
-Five of your friends took the Burka Challenge. 67% of you correctly guessed they were probably male.
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salma is now a fan mass suicide

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Asif has joined the group 'how to bomb people and brainwash people'
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Achmed is now in a relationship with ; Sunita, Fatima, Asiya, Haleema and Nawal.

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Udiz joined the Group 'Pimp My Cave'

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Mahmood has joined the group ' i don't drink alcohol myself but I will sell you some for very nice price'

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Farzan Mahmood Allah al Zakawi-Mohammed al SimSimSallahBim al Jihad thinks that forms should have more space for his surname.

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Sheikh Mohammed bin Al Arabashid has edited his Political Views to Extreme Jihad
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Osama Bin Laden Networks: Underground Tunnel System, Afghanistan

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Waseem Aslam has changed his/her status to Away (on a suicide mission, leave me stuff xx)

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Ali Akbar added a video '3 Americans and an axe'

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Ahmed Al Jahal Muhammed Ibrahim has changed his relationship status to 5 wives and 3 girlfriends. The fourth is complicated.

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Fatima joined the secret group "My middle yeast infection really gets my goat"

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Ahmed Akbal is attending the event 'suicide bombing'

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Muhammed poked a goat.

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Abdul joined the group 'Why bother washing your underpants'

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Ahmed Salif has uploaded new photos to the "Flying Lessons" album.

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Ibrahim Mahirza has flown a plane into your SuperWall.

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Nasheem has sent Baklava a gift of a haversack, (don't leave this one on the bus like last time!)

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Asif has joined the group 'Good looking pakis'

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Abdul joined the group "Kill all those who think Islam is a violent religion!"

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Saleem has joined the group "Ninja Appreciation"

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Status: Sadam Hussain is hanging with Allah

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Mustafa joined the group "I'd leave my wife for a camel...AGAIN!"

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Hajimal has just taken the 'What hot hot spice are you?' Quiz

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Imran Mujafi was tagged in the photo "F.B.I Most Wanted List"

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Amir Ali Akbar joined the group "Me and some mates went to Afghanistan but ended up in Guantanamo Bay"

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Akhtar Al Muhajir wrote on Imran Muhammed Jahal's wall: "Yes it very nice my friend, but you sure you can walk into building undetected?"

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Sheik Mehru Umallah bin Ahmed III is leaving Iran and moving to a council house in Bradford on tuesday!

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Osama Bin Laden joined the group - who loves hide and seek?

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Welcome, Osama. You have 2 new friend requests from George W. Bush and Tony Blair.

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Faraq joined the group: "I married my cousin"
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Re: Social networking, Middle Eastern style

Post by Thistle on Fri 08 May 2009, 7:55 pm

pmsl.love it :)
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Re: Social networking, Middle Eastern style

Post by Dell on Fri 08 May 2009, 10:26 pm

:PMSL: Ploughman.............. where did you get the idea / time / whatever???

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Re: Social networking, Middle Eastern style

Post by ploughman on Sat 09 May 2009, 11:30 am

Muslim Television Guide
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6.00: G-Had TV.
Morning prayers.

8.30: Talitubbies.
Talitubbies say "Eh-oh". Dipsy and Tinky-Winky repair a Stinger missile launcher.

9.00: Shouts of Praise.
More prayers.

10.00: The Apprentice.
Ten young Muslims complete a variety of tasks each week - one of them will be recruited by prominent Islamist leader Muqtada al-Sadr into a top position in the Mahdi Army.

11.00: Jihad's Army.
The Kandahar-on-Sea battalion repulse another attack by evil, imperialist, Zionist backed infidels.

12.00: Ready, Steady, Jihad!
Celebrities make lethal devices out of everyday objects.

12.30: Panoramadan.
The programme reports on America's attempts to take over the world.

13.30: Xena.
Modestly dressed housewife Xena stays at home and does some cooking.

14.00: Only Fools and Camels.
Dhal-Boy offloads some Chinese rocket launchers to Hamas.

14.30: Green Peter.
The total of Kalashnikovs bought by the milk bottle top appeal is revealed.

15.00: Madrasah Challenge.
Two more Islamic colleges meet. Bambah Kaskhain asks the questions. 'Starter for ten, no praying.'

15.30: I Love 629.
A look back at the events of the year, including the Prophet's entry into Mecca, and the destruction of pagan idols.

16.00: Question Time.
Members of the public face questions from political and religious leaders.

16.30: Countdown.
Can the American prisoners defuse the bomb in their cell before the timer runs down?

17.00: Koranation Street.
Deirdrie faces execution by stoning for adultery.

17.30: Middle-East Enders.
The entire cast is jailed for unislamic behaviour.

18.00: Holiday.
The team go on pilgrimage to Mecca. Again.

18.30: Top of the Prophets.
Will the Koran be No.1 for the 63,728th week running?

19.00: Who wants to be a Muhajadin?
Mahmoud Tarran asks the questions. Will contestants phone a mullah, go 'inshallah', or ask the Islamic council?

20.00: FILM: Shariah's Angels.
The three burkha-clad sleuths go undercover to expose an evil scheme to educate women.

21.30: Big Brother.
Who will be taken out of the house and executed this week?

22.00: Imam Ted.
Sitcom about three imams who live on a tiny island in the Persian Gulf. This week, Imam Dhuga'il accidently burns down the mosque, while Imam Jakh is stoned to death for drinking alcohol

22.30: Shahs in their Eyes.
More hopefuls imitate famous destroyers of the infidel.

23.30: They think it's Allah over.
Quiz culminating in the 'Don't feel the Mullah' round.

Midnight: When Imams Attack.
Amusing footage shot secretly in mosques. The filmers were also secretly shot.

00:.30: The West Bank Show.
Arts programme looking at anti-Israel graffiti art in the occupied territories.

01.30: Bhuffi the Infidel Slayer.

02.00: A book at bedtime.
The Koran. Again.
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Re: Social networking, Middle Eastern style

Post by Fast Robert on Sat 09 May 2009, 11:55 am

is it because all muslims are terrorists that this is funny?
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Re: Social networking, Middle Eastern style

Post by Thistle on Sat 09 May 2009, 8:13 pm

brilliant ploughman pmsl
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Re: Social networking, Middle Eastern style

Post by Dell on Sat 09 May 2009, 11:53 pm

Ploughman, do you get out much? LOL





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Re: Social networking, Middle Eastern style

Post by The Gimp on Sun 10 May 2009, 8:51 am

Fast Robert wrote:is it because all muslims are terrorists that this is funny?

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Re: Social networking, Middle Eastern style

Post by ploughman on Sun 10 May 2009, 1:31 pm

i found it on another site, and just copied and pasted it here, made me laugh, so i thought i would share it with you lot!
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Re: Social networking, Middle Eastern style

Post by karma on Sun 10 May 2009, 10:08 pm

:PMSL:
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