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Post by kiwis kitten on Sat 06 Feb 2010, 6:53 pm

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field

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Post by Thistle on Sat 06 Feb 2010, 9:36 pm

that going to a party can be fun xx

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Post by bug1 on Sat 06 Feb 2010, 9:40 pm

In the UK in 2006 more people died from aspirin than cannabis

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Post by karma on Sun 07 Feb 2010, 7:47 am


@ Bug

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Post by Thistle on Sun 07 Feb 2010, 6:09 pm

that my garden was too damp to be tilled

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Post by kiwis kitten on Sun 07 Feb 2010, 7:25 pm

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.




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Post by karma on Mon 08 Feb 2010, 3:52 am

I am sooooooooooooo impressed KK

Sometimes you can go into a shop and come out with exactly what you wanted and only $9 lighter
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Post by Thistle on Mon 08 Feb 2010, 8:01 pm

that some people are so ignorant
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Post by local guy on Mon 08 Feb 2010, 8:03 pm

some people jump to the wrong conclusion far to quickly
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Post by Thistle on Mon 08 Feb 2010, 8:06 pm

that i must not jump to quickly
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Post by Kate on Tue 09 Feb 2010, 4:17 pm

that no-one is perfect ....

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Post by kiwis kitten on Tue 09 Feb 2010, 6:22 pm

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig..)




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Post by Thistle on Tue 09 Feb 2010, 6:33 pm

me too please.
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Post by zaina on Wed 10 Feb 2010, 5:14 pm

Dogs are hard work
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Post by kiwis kitten on Wed 10 Feb 2010, 8:45 pm

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.




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Post by Thistle on Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:14 pm

digging the veggie patches is hard work lol
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Post by The Gimp on Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:07 pm

some staff at B&Q also want rid of those crap self service tills... furious
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Post by bug1 on Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:41 pm

The Gimp wrote:some staff at B&Q also want rid of those crap self service tills... furious
And I thought it was just us "old farts" who had trouble.
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Post by kiwis kitten on Thu 11 Feb 2010, 7:09 pm

A cat's urine glows under a black light ....




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Post by Spirit on Thu 11 Feb 2010, 8:36 pm

All urine glows under ultra violet light, human urine glows brighter than cat's, but check out a bit of rat wee! That really shines.


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Post by Digger on Thu 11 Feb 2010, 8:41 pm

Are you two taking the P***.


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Post by killer on Fri 12 Feb 2010, 2:10 am

Some people have a weird fetish with wee

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Post by Spirit on Fri 12 Feb 2010, 7:31 am

it pays the bills.


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Post by Digger on Fri 12 Feb 2010, 8:05 am

That it seems that only good people get sick .


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Post by Thistle on Fri 12 Feb 2010, 8:28 am

i know what digger means x
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Post by killer on Fri 12 Feb 2010, 9:11 am

Coffee is good for you

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Post by kiwis kitten on Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:41 pm

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too..)




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Post by karma on Sun 14 Feb 2010, 11:21 am

I love the Australian way of life and the country
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Post by kiwis kitten on Sun 14 Feb 2010, 1:33 pm

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure...




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Post by Alpy on Sun 14 Feb 2010, 3:12 pm

together??????
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