Pasty Presto

Technophobe - you can get very successful treatment for Cacomorphobia!!! (and any other phobias you may have) Then you could stop worrying about the effect Pasty Presto is having on the population..... and start living your own life

Karma -it's not that I have a phobia about fat people, it's just that I object to several issues involving them:-

1) Health costs of treating obesity-related diseases
2) The amount of space they take up on the bus
3) Ditto for an aeroplane
4) Ditto for a train
5) The way that fat girls / women seem to think they look good in tops that expose their bulging stomachs.
6) Ditto re low cut jeans with a g-string showing. Haven't they got any friends who can tell them how ridiculous they look?

Apart from that they're fine!!! Although admittedly I wouldn't fancy one of them sitting on me, or waking up next to one for that matter..............

Maybe it's Venustraphobia you have Tech as I see no mention of fat men with beer guts in shorts that reveal unmentionable 'divides' when they bend down to try and reach their trainer (oxymoron?) laces to do them up!!! and T-shirts stretched taut across the aforementioned beer guts!! not to mention breasts that would do Jordan out of a job!!! - they also must think they look good (maybe they really do not have a best friend either) surely they don't all eat at Pasty Presto

I bet PP are hoping they will all eat there, their profits will be sky high!!

Well i have just had a Thai Chicken one which incidentally was really tasty ............But unfortunately i am having to come to terms with not being able to exit my room for at least a month , and there was me really looking forward to go to Karaoke tonight .

Why o why did i do it i am a prisoner here.

i can only assume you are the perfect man the techno.for gods sake get a life.what a boring worlsd this would be if we were all the same perfect size.by the way there is nothing wrong with a healthy large curvy woman imo being on the large side myself.

Digger wrote:Well i have just had a Thai Chicken one which incidentally was really tasty ............But unfortunately i am having to come to terms with not being able to exit my room for at least a month , and there was me really looking forward to go to Karaoke tonight .

Why o why did i do it i am a prisoner here.

they gave wind for tonight Digs................batten down the hatches !!!

And Thistle........HERE HERE !!!!!!!!!!

Bit rude....... (warning to the sensitive or under 18's etc... etc... don't click on the link if you are likely to be offended as it is Roy Chubby Brown)

This is what might be sung about you after eating all the pies.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lAdCHRpXGc&feature=related

Thistle wrote:i can only assume you are the perfect man the techno.for gods sake get a life.what a boring worlsd this would be if we were all the same perfect size.by the way there is nothing wrong with a healthy large curvy woman imo being on the large side myself.

No, not perfect in any way. It just makes me laugh when all the "large people" are drooling over fat-laden stodge (which they obviously eat too much of already) whilst at the same time having a go at a young girl just because she likes to get high every now and again. Fat people cost far, far more in terms of health facilities (diabetes, heart problems etc etc) and the problem's getting worse every year.

There have been innumerable postings in various topics joking about getting drunk, now we have people worshipping pastry, despite alcohol abuse and obesity being two of the biggest challenges facing society, a lot bigger than the perceived problem of legal highs.

You carry on though, eat a couple of pasties, washed down with ten pints, at least it's all acceptable to PC Plod and Customs. Oh, and by the way, there's a lot of truth in the old marketing slogan, "Alcohol - helping fat people to get laid throughout the centuries".

i have always been overweight techno.i dont drool over fat laden pastries.i do not cost taxpayers anymore because i am a curvy ,cuddly lady.in fact the only time i have been to the doctor this year is for chest infections leftover from when i smoked.
do you drink,do you indulge in naughty foods.are you the perfect six pack man who exercises and does nothing wrong i very much doubt it.
i dont have diabeties ,i dont have a heart prob,my cholesterol and blood pressure are fine.are yours

At his age he should be!!!!

Never heard that slogan before Techno....

I thought it was ..

Alcohol..helping ugly men get laid throughout the centuries......

Ha ha, you could be right KK!!

Thistle, yes I do drink, and yes I do occasionally indulge in naughty foods. I'm not obese though, and my cholesterol and blood pressure readings are absolutely fine.

But please don't try and argue that people will be going to PP for the occasional "treat". That may well be true for some (for those who don't work in town etc) but believe me there will be plenty of people there EVERY SINGLE LUNCHTIME, and maybe after work as well to scoop up the cut price pasties that they haven't sold!! Just like there are people who I see virtually every day in another shop, buying for instance (just for themselves) a large filled baguette + large sausage roll + bag of crisps + bar of chocolate + DIET coke!!!!!

It never fails to make me laugh as they waddle out of the door, no doubt pleased with themselves that by buying a diet coke they're watching their weight!

Techno - everybody has to make 'cut-backs' somewhere and if it's a diet coke (YUK!!!!!! along with non diet coke!!!) well so be it .... BTW how do you know it is for their consumption alone???? or do you 'stalk'???

pasty presto is having a big effect on woodies as alot of their regulars are now coming to pasty presto for there coffee