Attack of the clowns

Cross posted from Stuart's blog for the amusement and delectation of the public
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Just got this post on my blog so I thought I'd post it here, with my reply afterwards, to amuse everybody with how pathetic some people are.

Anonymous said...

Once again, pathetic excuses on your blog (http://nickpalmer.blogspot.com/) trying to justify your pathetic hustings performance at St Ouen and elsewhere. You can’t even get on the Stuart Syvret Blog list of preferred candidates despite the fact that you’ve openly corresponded to his blog... Oh dear, failure, better not give up the dire day job.

But don’t worry, there will be a few changes during this election period, but not you, you can bet your bottom dollar that your idea to promote 'Green Policies' has miserably failed. Just like you.

As for me... I’ve got a £25 bet at 8 to 1 with Honest Nev that you’ll be fifteenth or below, what do you reckon my chances of winning are? Pretty high I suspect.

Finally, make my day, have a go at the deputies elections, with GST and everything else that's going on, I could do with a laugh before Christmas.

I’ll await you next excuse for your performance... what is it they say about bad workman and their tools...?

Tuesday, October 14, 2008 10:30:00 PM
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And my reply:


From the previous post:
"You can’t even get on the Stuart Syvret Blog list of preferred candidates despite the fact that you’ve openly corresponded to his blog"

Hello anonymous, or is it Rankine! Stuart has called you something along the lines of terminally thick. It seems you can't even read (or maybe you can read but your comprehension is so appalling that you can't understand what the words mean).
http://stuartsyvret.blogspot.com/2008/10/jersey-election-special-6.html
I am actually one of Stuart's preferred candidates but, seeing as you are thick, can't read or understand English, I am probably wasting my time writing this. It will look quite funny though to the general public.
p.s your style resembles JTM on one of his/her/it's late night weird and unpleasant rambling sessions.
p.p.s if you're not Rankine, and are just some ridiculous wannabe, I'm sorry for wrongly identifying you as him however it's probably the best insult I could have thought of!
p.p.p.s
I suppose you can afford to spectacularly lose £25...

Ah an allusion to the old Star Wars films. My impression is the rebel alliance is doing pretty well. Look at the hustings photo in the JEP yesterday. You can see the fear and dread in the faces of some of the Empire's captains.

Well Nick, seeing as I obviously wasted one of my 6 votes on you anyway, I find your automatic finger pointing towards me as the writer of that message a little insulting. Why you can even bother replying to such e-mails sent to you by loons brings up other questions on your suitability for such a position anyhow.

Hey JTM, don't take it too seriously - forgive me! This is the wild and wooly internet after all. I was just jumping on the coat-tails of someone who accused you of making a late night far right-wing rant - there seems to be a feeling that your position can waver widely from time to time. The post was anonymous so no-one apart from the perp or their mates will ever know for sure...
As far as "loons" goes, it was on my blog prior to the election so was viewable by others - it had a deliberate, misleading lie on it so I thought it best to correct it and have some fun with the slimy git at the same time

yer well, flippin liberty sayin its me thats all.